Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Weird

You have to see this for yourself. Painstakingly handcrafted newborn babies called Reborns. Take Beveline for example - wet pouty lips, mottled chubby skin, deep shining eyes - for the price of $5200 on eBay. Here are some features copied straight from the page:

!!An AMAZING Head of ULTRA-REALISTIC Hand Rooted Mohair!!
Doe Suede Jointed Cloth Body Weighted to have a Realistic Baby Feel
**Amazing Factory Made Baby Fat Inserts**
Full Vinyl limbs with soft body, for Optimum Cuddliness & Posablity

This is a serious business. Beveline was "born" not "made" and is "adopted" rather than "bought". The artist calls for "a mature loving parent to adopt and take care of her" - this is not a child's toy or a mere decoration. What's more, only one of each Reborn model is made, making the buyer unique like any biological parent. The only thing missing, which could be solved with, say, some tubes pumping warm water, is human warmth. Las Hortensias anyone?

To take a look enter the item number 270094789246 in the eBay browser.

1 Comments:

Blogger Niall said...

At first reading I thought these baby hortensias were factory produced and marketed in the same way that sex dolls are for men, capitalizing on womens frustrated desires to have children in the same way that love dolls capitalize on the sexual frustration of lonely men. But then I see it's an artist whose doing this, so maybe its a comment on the process on the economic exploitation of frustrated desire, or maybe not. Weird in any case.

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